9.15.1987

That awkward moment when:

nerdquirks:

You see this:

And think everyone is talking about this:

And then realize that everyone is talking about this:

Which is a movie about football starring 50 Cent, and not the book by Chinua Achebe…

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this.

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Alright Jeezy, the new album is TM:103. So give me Three Tips on How To Love A Thug.


Respect His Mind: When you come from a place where the odds are against you, you don’t think like everyone else. You grow up paranoid and sometimes self-centered. And it’s not that you even mean anything by it, you’re just so used to doing what you have to do to stay alive. So if you ‘re gonna be with a man like that, you have to understand that’s just how his mind works and ya’ll are going to have to figure out how to make it work, together.


Let Him Do What He Do: If you met that man in the club, then don’t get mad if he wants to dip off to the club every once in a while. That’s where you met him, so that’s obviously what he likes. He’s the club guy, so let him be who he is. Don’t come in and try to change him. That’s when ya’ll are gonna run into problems.


No Matter What, Always Stay Down: If he wakes up one day, and it’s all gone you have to be the woman ready to roll up your sleeves and help him build it all back.

Since the start of 2011 I've

Gotten a new piercing

Dyed my hair.

Ended a relationship.

Started a new relationship.

Been on a long car/bus journey.

Passed an exam.

Met someone who’s now an important part of my life. 

Cried on someone’s shoulder.

Had a massive fight with a boy/girlfriend.

Received flowers.

Had a Valentine.

Written a letter using pen & paper.

Gone to see a therapist.

Been prescribed medication by a doctor.

Read a really good book.

Gone to the zoo.

Spent too much money on unnecessary things.

Travelled by train.

Cried over a member of the opposite sex.

Spent the day out in the sun getting a tan.

Slammed a door out of frustration.

Had an anxiety attack.

Babysat for a friend’s child.

Had a BBQ.

Gone to the fair.

Gone bowling.

Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.

Gone on a date.

Been the only sober one on a night out.

Helped someone home after they had been drinking.

Stayed up all night.

Talked on the phone for over two hours.

Supported someone who’d received bad news.

Watched some kind of live sporting event.

Read an entire book in one day.

Bought a DVD the day it was released.

Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week.

Cried as a result of exam stress.

Met some incredible new people.

Gone to great parties.

Fallen backwards off a chair.

Broken my glasses.

Worn a watch for the first time in years.

Cried over someone in my past.

Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet.

Thrown up.

Cried over a film.

Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-boy/girlfriend.

Fought with someone in public.

Been in a relationship for a year or longer. 

Cried in front of someone I adore.

Lost one of my closest friends.

(Source: vilecreature, via ch-armed)

If men keep wearing these super skinny jeans, this is where we’re headed.

If men keep wearing these super skinny jeans, this is where we’re headed.

crissle:

basseyworld:

graham-bailey:

angrybrownbaby:

blackramenshadow:

gaydarless:

Epitome.

OMG this.

LOL! I love I’m not alone on this. Sometimes my accent comes out and I can’t pronounce them as you would in English but at least I get my point across. I also hate when I don’t know the word equivalent in English. That’s so frustrating!

Y’all need to stop spying on me. LOL. Try doing it with a NY(Brooklyn)/NJ/Caribbean hybrid accent. I slowed down my speech and speak in a higher register (to help others understand what I’m saying) and that doesn’t help either. 

I like to refer to it as the great hors d’oeuvres massacre of 1988. Wherein a young Bassey, announced to a room full of people at an award’s banquet that she would love to try one of the cheese Whores Divorces.  

i have done this so many times i can’t even remember them all. “ciao” i pronounced as “see-aye-oh”. “epitome” was “eh-pih-tome”. smfh.

crissle:

basseyworld:

graham-bailey:

angrybrownbaby:

blackramenshadow:

gaydarless:

Epitome.

OMG this.

LOL! I love I’m not alone on this. Sometimes my accent comes out and I can’t pronounce them as you would in English but at least I get my point across. I also hate when I don’t know the word equivalent in English. That’s so frustrating!

Y’all need to stop spying on me. LOL. Try doing it with a NY(Brooklyn)/NJ/Caribbean hybrid accent. I slowed down my speech and speak in a higher register (to help others understand what I’m saying) and that doesn’t help either. 

I like to refer to it as the great hors d’oeuvres massacre of 1988. Wherein a young Bassey, announced to a room full of people at an award’s banquet that she would love to try one of the cheese Whores Divorces.  

i have done this so many times i can’t even remember them all. “ciao” i pronounced as “see-aye-oh”. “epitome” was “eh-pih-tome”. smfh.

(Source: nerdquirks)

When you get to know someone, all their physical characteristics start to disappear. You begin to dwell in their energy, recognize the scent of their skin. You see only the essence of the person, not the shell. That’s why you can’t fall in love with beauty or looks. You can lust after it, be infatuated by it, want to own it. You can love it with your eyes and your body, but not your heart. That’s why when you really connect with a person, any physical imperfections disappear, become irrelevant.

birthcontrol-and-lipgloss:

originaloldsoul:

eyeslikesunflowers:

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